Spoof Text : Fluffy Bunny Rabbit

After a long day at the offi  ce, Chris came home one day and found his dog with the neighbour’s
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
“If my neighbours fi  nd out my dog killed their bunny, they’ll hate me forever,” he thought.
So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.
Chris knew his neighbours kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked
inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbours would think it died of natural
causes.
A couple of days later Chris and his neighbour saw each other outside.
“Did you hear that Fluffy die?” the neighbour asked.
“Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?” Chris mumbled.
The neighbour replied, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that
the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave
him a bath and put him back into the cage!”

Question!!

1. What does the story tell us?
a. A rabbit and a dog
b. A boy who petted a rabbit
c. Neighbourhood in America
d. A boy who tried to maintain neighbourhood.
e. A boy who was angry with his neigh bours because their dog killed his rabbit.

2. What was his dog doing when Chris found  it?
a. The dog was barking at a thief.
b. The dog was digging the neighbour’s fi  eld.
c. The dog was eating the rabbit.
d. The dog was killing the rabbit.
e. The dog was carrying a dead rabbit  in its mouth.

3. What did Chris think of his neighbour’s rabbit?
a. It was alive.
b. It was killed by his dog.
c. It was funny. Questions
d. It was stinky because it was already  dead.
e. He was upset because his neighbour did not bury it.

4. How did Chris cover up the death of the rabbit?
a. By cleaning it and then putting it in his neighbour’s house.
b. By burying it in the backyard.
c. By throwing it into his neighbour’s rubbish bin.
d. By bathing it and then burying it.
e. By replacing it with his own rabbit.

5. How did Chris get into his neighbour’s house?
a. Breaking the side window of the house.
b. Breaking the front door of the house.
c. Sneaking through the backdoor.
d. Using the key hidden below the doormat.
e. Passing the front gate of the house.

6. What actually happened to the rabbit?
a. The dog ate the rabbit.
b. The dog found it died.
c. Chris unconsciously killed it.
d. Chris’s neighbour killed it and buried
it before the dog found it.
e. It died and buried in the backyard
before the dog dug it out.

7. “If my neighbours fi  nd out my dog killed  their bunny, they’ll hate me forever” (line 4).  The sentence implies ….
a. Chris wanted his neighbour to know that his dog killed the rabbit.
b. Chris worried if his neighbour was angry with him.
c. Chris hated his neighbour so that he killed the rabbit.
d. Chris let his dog eat the rabbit.
e. Chris was happy because his dog could kill the rabbit.

8. The word ‘him’ in line 13 refers to ….
a. The dog
b. Chris
c. The rabbit
d. Chris’s neighbour
e. Chris’s rabbit